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Tangled Thread (Inside My Head) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
19 Nov 2025
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‘People think, or more realistically assume, that I hate a load of things, and maybe even loads of people- the primary example of the latter going by the name James Acaster. If you’re reading this, you probably know that isn’t true, but don’t people need reminders every once in a while? While you’re here, I might as well clear up that I don’t hate Alex Horne either. Sure, he was the master of my torment at times, but I don’t hate him. Never have.’
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- Part 8 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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Alex Horne’s received his results in a beige envelope almost three decades ago. It was unassuming, boring and filled with medical jargon, but it held the most significant piece of information that would shape the rest of his life. His results stated that he was just another beta, and Alex had never questioned it…
A/N: chapters 1-2 edited, rest should follow.
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Greg’s Hot Tub Party by the_league_of_evie
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
06 Nov 2025
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As Greg, Alex, and Mike try to get Roisin home in one piece, Ed and James linger in Greg’s hot tub, where things quickly take a turn…
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- Part 1 of The genie and his maitre’d
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“Vậy,” Greg cất lời, khi sự im lặng đã quá mức chịu đựng. “Ác quỷ và thiên thần đang trong một quán bar.”
Alex ngước lên nhìn gã “Nghe như lời mào đầu cho một câu đùa dở tệ vậy,” y nhận xét, nhăn mũi theo thói quen mỗi khi y không bằng lòng với điều gì đó.
Điều mà có lẽ một ác quỷ không nên nắm rõ về kẻ thù của mình, nhưng Greg không mặn mà với việc đào sâu vào chuyện đó lúc này. Thay vào đó, gã trưng ra vẻ cau có quỷ quyệt nhất của mình rồi trừng mắt lườm Alex. “Anh có gan nói trò đùa của tôi dở trước cả khi tôi tung ra câu chốt kết màn sao?” gã hỏi y, giọng trầm và nguy hiểm đến đáng sợ.
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- Part 1 of Fic dịch đó
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Greg loans Alex out to Rhod. Alex is nervous but Rhod knows exactly what to do.
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Greg had never planned on kissing Rhod Gilbert, let alone ending up with him in his lap, new piercing and all. But when Rhod pushes, Greg pushes back, and suddenly the rules of friendship aren't as clear anymore. Lines are crossed, self-control unravels, and at any second Rhod’s flatmate Lloyd might walk in on something that can’t be explained away.
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Somewhere in the darkness of Blackwood Academy, something ancient and patient waits. I can feel it—a presence that has been awakened after centuries of slumber.
And somehow, I know it's watching us.
Or- Surveying a supernatural encounter while still falling in love.
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I had an idea, I started writing it, it’s almost 1.30am, I have not reread it. Hope you enjoy. They are idiots and they are in love.
* Rachel Horne doesn’t exist in this universe
* Set during filming of TM season 6 and onwards
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Many years later, as Greg whispered, “There’s a part of me wants to fuck you,” Alex laughed so hard he could hardly recall that night on the same stage—Greg’s affectionate smile, seductive enough to make him lean in and kiss the bigger man sitting next to him.
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In the Light of the Full Moon, We’re All Monsters by koomaqu, LadyJekyll
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
16 Aug 2025
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A lonely Alex thinks about ending it all when he's interrupted by a tall, dark, and handsome figure. Little does he know that a vampire and a werewolf will soon be vying for his attention and his love. But what happens when one of them takes it too far?
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- Part 370 of TM
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Alex tries to label what Greg is to him. After Alex is physically assaulted at a friend's birthday, and the recovery that follows, it's more than clear what Greg is.
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'Your love is stitched around the seams of my heart, you're keeping it from falling apart,' Alex whispered, looking up at him, tears glistening in his eyes.
'And those threads,' Greg whispered back, 'will stay there forever.'
(This isn't in the story but just a bit that I made up separately, which i thought summed up this story pretty well.)
Greg and Alex are a bit of a mess. Greg has just been through a traumatic accident and Alex is left to deal with the fallout. Will they make it back to each other? -
Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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For the Taskhusbands bingo prompt: Vignettes of Alex's life on the s15 barge
Alex is employed by one Lord Greg Davies to attend to all of his needs as Assistant and personal valet aboard the stunning Taskmaster barge.
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The One Time Sea Breeze and Fizzy Wine Did Mix by grumpygemini
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF
14 Jun 2025
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Based on the countless retellings by Greg and Rhod of this specific drunken night “somewhere in Asia”, though they’re fairly certain it was Hong Kong.
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“Fucking hell,” Greg groans. “I'm dead, aren’t I?”
“No,” Alex says quickly. “Absolutely not.”
“Dying?”
Alex hesitates.
“Fuck,” Greg says again, with feeling. “That’s bloody typical, isn’t it? On my fucking birthday, too. Christ.”
“He’s a little busy right now,” Alex says cheerfully. “You’ll have to do with me.”
Or: On the morning of his 56th birthday, Greg gets hit by a bus. Then, he wakes up. The man who saved his life insists he's utterly unremarkable and tells Greg to forget about him. Greg reckons he'd rather get run over again.
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Allergic to Professionalism by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
04 Jun 2025
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Greg was debating returning to his phone. He wasn’t the kind to make close friends with his coworkers and tried to keep work and home separate, but he was seriously debating making a friend for these situations. Richard was enough for occasional chats, but in a setting like this, he’d be professional enough to make Greg sneeze. He was allergic to excessive professionalism, after all. The choir director had reached for his phone, but Andy Devonshire started to speak before Greg could fully take it out of his pocket. At least the meeting was finally starting.
“I wanted to thank Richard for giving me the idea for this meeting,” the principal started as Greg’s lips quirked up at the confirmation of his earlier suspicion. “I know that most of you want some time to prep before the students invade, so how about we just go around and introduce yourselves briefly, and we can get out of here?”
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- Part 6 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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“It doesn’t usually work like that with Alex,” Greg said, deliberately casual. “He does things that amuse me and saves his real performance for when I have more esteemed guests, usually of the imperial variety.”
“Oh, so I guess I can just go fuck myself then,” Rhod said with no real heat. He cocked his head and Greg realised a moment too late that his hand was still resting on Alex’s arm. “Why do imperial guests rate a performance?”
Greg shrugged and tried to remove his hand in a casual way. “Alex’s humour is dogshit enough that it tends to put me in the right mood for dealing with Rome,” he said, his smile sharpening. “And when I am called upon to render my judgement on behalf of the Empire, it always helps to have someone fucking annoying to take my ire out on.”
Alex grinned widely, revealing a gap between his front teeth. “Thank you, Greg,” he said brightly.
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- Part 104 of Taskmaster Collection
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“Fancy meeting at the pub later?”
In retrospect, Greg should have known something was up from the moment that Rhod sent a text with a capital letter. It wasn’t that the other man was uneducated- far from it. But in the time that Greg had known Rhod Gilbert, the man had almost never had the time or attention span needed to add punctuation. To him, it wasn’t worth it, since Greg would know what he meant either way.
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- Part 5 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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Rhod causes chaos like normal, but he has more access to chaos.
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- Part 4 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version