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- Part 435 of TM
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A battered and broken England has one hope left in the endless, brutal, battle against the Kaiju. When titanic monsters burst from the rift on the Atlantic Ocean's floor, destroying and murdering everything in their path, one desperate plea echoes from the bunkers and it is to the brave people of the Two Thrones Shatterdome. Save us, they beg. Save us from extinction. When the sky darkens, the earth shakes, and the mighty, mechanised Jaegers of Two Thrones stride the earth, all who see them pray for their pilots, for victory, for living one more day.
Their prayers will not be answered.
Legendary ex-pilot Commander Greg Davies has been transferred to the Two Thrones Shatterdome as the new drillmaster, and finds a base on the brink of utter defeat. It would take more than a miracle - more than a broken man haunted by his past, a ragtag band of resentful pilots, and more than the secretive scientist who just won't leave Greg alone.
WARNING! I have NOT finished writing this yet. Unheard of for me. My plan is to release a chapter per week, but I've been struggling to make progress on this and I hope the deadline will put a Jaeger boot up my arse. Please harass me.
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The Secret Ingredient by Sweet_Peach_Cobbler
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF, Just Puddings (Web Series)
02 Sep 2025
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James knelt at Ed's feet and hooked his fingers into the waistband, easing them down carefully. Ed caught the soft gleam of James’s pale copper curls under the bedside lamp, felt the brush of knuckles against his skin, the whisper of fabric pooling at his ankles. The moment felt absurdly intimate.
“This is the bit where you take advantage of me,” Ed muttered.
James gave a low chuckle. “You should be so lucky.”
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Ed thinks being the dom means you're the strong one. James is going to show him how wrong he is.
Inspired by two Off Menu episodes (Jamelia and Huge Davies) where fanfiction is discussed.
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The ideas are my own. Edited with the help of ChatGPT.
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Five Times Ed Gamble Gave His Friends a Hug by rustyjaybird
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF
24 Jun 2025
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And the one time they all realised he needed one.
Or: sometimes, actions speak louder than words. When it comes to trying to be a good friend when he's barely got his own shit together, Ed finds there's always one tactic he can fall back on.
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Taskmaster’s Angels by WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
07 Jun 2025
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Welcome to Hornewood - a quirky, whimsical town, where the Voles have Chuzpah and nobody steps on your Red Green. With the whole town gearing up for the annual Taskonbury, residents are buzzing with anticipation, until a string of heartbreaking disappearances rock their communal bond.
Accusations are thrown, exotic sandwiches are eaten, and his Lordship Greg Davies has no choice but to bring out the big guns - The Taskmaster Angels.
Teamed with D.I Coren Mitchell; Bridget Christie; Morgana Robinson & Sally Phillips are tasked with solving the heartless crime and bringing its perpetrator to justice - before their whole town vanishes before their eyes.
Solve the case, protect Hornewood, and try not to fall in love with anyone too complicated. Grab your wax seals - your time starts… now!
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Allergic to Professionalism by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
04 Jun 2025
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Greg was debating returning to his phone. He wasn’t the kind to make close friends with his coworkers and tried to keep work and home separate, but he was seriously debating making a friend for these situations. Richard was enough for occasional chats, but in a setting like this, he’d be professional enough to make Greg sneeze. He was allergic to excessive professionalism, after all. The choir director had reached for his phone, but Andy Devonshire started to speak before Greg could fully take it out of his pocket. At least the meeting was finally starting.
“I wanted to thank Richard for giving me the idea for this meeting,” the principal started as Greg’s lips quirked up at the confirmation of his earlier suspicion. “I know that most of you want some time to prep before the students invade, so how about we just go around and introduce yourselves briefly, and we can get out of here?”
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- Part 6 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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...there’s plenty to blame on Horne.
To be honest, it’s fucking inconsiderate, in Ed’s opinion. Ed got here first so Ed should get first dibs on everyone… thing. First dibs on everything.
Used to be he did – or, things were split nice and equally between him and Dad, half each. Simple. Not him and Dad and another third tube man.
Oh yeah, just in case it wasn’t painfully obvious. Horne’s the guy who’s fucking his dad.
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In which fourteen year old Ed is sick, and feeling vulnerable, and it's all Horne's fault. That and all the rest.
02 Trust Issues
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Greg Davies x Ed Gamble's Sister!Reader
When your longtime crush Greg turns up at your brother's party, things go better than you ever could've imagined
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It's Christmas Eve and spirits have been given a task: Save Greg Davies' Immortal Soul. Your time starts now.
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Pointless fun? by ElizabethValentine98
Fandoms: Pointless (UK TV), Richard Osman's House of Games (TV), The Thursday Murder Club Series - Richard Osman, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
20 Nov 2024
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Alexander feels frisky.
This was created in 5 minutes for a laugh. It is not grammatically correct.
This work of shit is dedicated to my friends. You know who you are!
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Fresh off their holiday in One Week, Greg and Alex take their relationship to the next level.
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- Part 3 of Subtle Plans Are Here Again
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You Don’t Have a Clue by WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
21 Oct 2024
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Kinktober | Day 21 | Dirty Talk
While Nish was always happy to give Sally whatever she wanted… there was one problem - turns out Nish is absolutely hopeless at dirty talk.
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- Part 21 of WaterCoolerDreaming’s Britcom Kinktober 2024
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It’s much too late by the time Alex realises something is seriously wrong. Much, much too late.
“We need to stop now!” he orders, running forward like it’s somehow gonna make any difference at all.
Too late.
No… is all he can think, watching as Ed’s body goes limp, slumping in the saddle and dangerously listing sideways before plummeting towards the hard ground –
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Basically, a what if Ed had discovered his horse allergy during Taskmaster instead?
01 Race Against The Clock
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Kissin' in the Blue Dark by WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
06 Oct 2024
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Kinktober | Day 7 | Sensory Deprivation
When Nish Kumar becomes too overstimulated to truly love his beautiful Sally, she suggests that - if his sense are experiencing too much input - why not simply... take a sense away?
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Alexe had been the one chosen as the sacrifice for the tenth year of the tradition, and he accepted it with a certain resignation. After all, he had seen what had happened to those who tried to refuse. The bloodstains never did wash out of the wooden stable.
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- Part 13 of TM
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My Best Friend's Wedding by TheNaturalFriends
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
02 Jul 2024
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The Best Friends Club (Ed, James and Nish) attend Greg's wedding and reminisce about times from before he was off the market...
There are three different stories here, so in case anyone wants more detailed tags/content warnings, here's what's in each:
Nish/Greg (beginning marked with *)
Cannabis and alcohol use, rimming, oral sex, anal sex, extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeemely soft domination.James/Greg (beginning marked with &)
Much harder BDSM, under-negotiated kink, hair pulling, degradation, rough oral sex, cum eating.Ed/Greg (beginning marked with %)
Sad/romantic, lightly referenced homophobia, body image issues (positive resolution), oral sex, mutual masturbation. -
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Eva Malley is a stand-up comedian and comedy writer/performer early in her career. Despite some other successes, her dream is to bring a show to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. She finally gets to live her dream, and meets one John Robins. The pair change each other's lives, but just how much? You'll have to find out.
This work is written with the upmost respect to any and all of the real people involved! It's just my drabbles, and a way for me to channel my love for Johnny JR.
Work begins with some background into the original character Eva. Actual events follow. Expect comedy, drama, smut and romance.
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A Hades/Persephone story, in which Greg is Hades and Alex is Persephone. And pomegranates are pineapples.
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- Part 17 of TM
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The Improbable Dating Habits of Tim Key by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
12 Apr 2024
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Tim's moved into a new flat, and his friends are encouraging him to enter his slut era. Watto does some swiping on the apps for him, and you can imagine how well that goes for everybody involved.