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The One by the_league_of_evie
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
08 Nov 2025
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James has been dumped, and has been sent into somewhat of a spiral. Luckily though, of all the people he could’ve chosen to crash with for a few days, he chose Ed.
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- Part 2 of The genie and his maitre’d
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Greg’s Hot Tub Party by the_league_of_evie
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
06 Nov 2025
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As Greg, Alex, and Mike try to get Roisin home in one piece, Ed and James linger in Greg’s hot tub, where things quickly take a turn…
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- Part 1 of The genie and his maitre’d
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Off Menu & On Display by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF
17 Oct 2025
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"So, Y/n," Ed prompts, "what would be your dream main course? Remember, you can have absolutely anything."
A mischievous impulse overtakes me. "Honestly? Greg Davies."
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- Part 7 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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Operation Throuple! by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, Australian Comedians RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
05 Oct 2025
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The three men stare at me in silence for a moment.
"What?" I ask, confused by their expressions.
Ed shakes his head slowly. "Y/n, I say this with love and respect... but you are absolutely clueless when it comes to flirting."- Basically just a story of Ed, James, and Sam being the most supportive friends, and trying to get the reader some action.
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- Part 8 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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Sweet Temptation by teatimeready
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
23 Sep 2025
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Ed laughed despite himself, momentarily forgetting about the way James's tongue had darted across his fingers, or how his lips had closed around each spoonful of ice cream with what seemed like excessive enthusiasm.
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- Part 5 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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The Secret Ingredient by Sweet_Peach_Cobbler
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF, Just Puddings (Web Series)
02 Sep 2025
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James knelt at Ed's feet and hooked his fingers into the waistband, easing them down carefully. Ed caught the soft gleam of James’s pale copper curls under the bedside lamp, felt the brush of knuckles against his skin, the whisper of fabric pooling at his ankles. The moment felt absurdly intimate.
“This is the bit where you take advantage of me,” Ed muttered.
James gave a low chuckle. “You should be so lucky.”
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Ed thinks being the dom means you're the strong one. James is going to show him how wrong he is.
Inspired by two Off Menu episodes (Jamelia and Huge Davies) where fanfiction is discussed.
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The ideas are my own. Edited with the help of ChatGPT.
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If This Doesn't Get Us a BAFTA, I Don't Know What Will by mkfreckles
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
24 Jul 2025
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Per Henry's continuing work as an active member of the Royal Family (for now), he is required to do an interview with a British media company, lucky he knows a lawyer who can find the loophole to allow him on one of Britain's foremost light entertainment podcasts, Off Menu! Here are the transcripts.
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Getting Fucked and Crying My Eyes Out by keskaladif_030
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
22 Jul 2025
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"There's loads of fan fiction about us fucking."
It's not like they haven't talked about it publicly before, but discussing online slash fiction in front of a live audience was not exactly a childhood dream of James'. In fact, he's hoped to avoid the subject, along with the all-too-complicated feelings it stirrs in him. But what can you do?
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Five Times Ed Gamble Gave His Friends a Hug by rustyjaybird
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF
24 Jun 2025
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And the one time they all realised he needed one.
Or: sometimes, actions speak louder than words. When it comes to trying to be a good friend when he's barely got his own shit together, Ed finds there's always one tactic he can fall back on.
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Off Menu, Against the Door by LadyJekyll
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
13 Jun 2025
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- Part 350 of TM
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Coming Home by rustyjaybird
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
11 Dec 2024
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In the aftermath of their disastrous trip to the park, Greg returns home with his three boys to deal with the ramifications of Ed's breakdown. But taking care of an exhausted, hurt, and traumatised little is far easier said than done.
Calling Mike feels like a good first step.
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An Interesting Proposal by averagesquire
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Just Puddings (Web Series), British Comedy RPF
21 Nov 2024
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You weren't looking for anything in particular when you went to the club. But two handsome men and an interesting proposal piqued your interest.
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Days Like This by rustyjaybird
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
15 Mar 2024
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Ed is used to taking care of himself.
He's also used to taking care of others, like James and Alex, because sometimes they're little and they need caring for. It doesn't matter what Greg says; he doesn't have to be little like they do. He doesn't need people to look after him. Never has. And he's spent his whole life proving that, and hiding the truth, and he's gotten very good at it. If it wasn't for that stupid task, no one would even have found out! No one would be treating him like he's any different. He's still him, he's still the same Ed. He can be big if he wants to.
Throwing a massive tantrum in the park whilst watching Little Alex Horne play football kind of puts a dent in that plan.
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Littles night at the loft. by unquietspirit
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF
11 Feb 2024
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It isn’t the decor or the other guests at the heart of the problem. It’s Noel. It’s that somehow, even after months of reassurance, James is scared to show his boyfriend his little side.
(August 2019)
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- Part 17 of The Obvious’verse
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5 Times James Felt He Wasn't Good Enough by rustyjaybird
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
10 Feb 2024
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And one time he decided he might be.
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Punish me. by unquietspirit
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Just Puddings (Web Series), British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
30 Sep 2023
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If he’s being honest, James knew that his day was fucked long before he was hammered and bent over behind a bar licking a giant block of cocktail ice, all to be put on YouTube.
(December 2018)
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- Part 9 of The Obvious’verse
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A big boy like you. by unquietspirit
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
17 Sep 2023
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He can hear Ed in the kitchen behind them, cooking something and humming to himself. Must hand it to him, that does make this feel very domestic, like Alex really is a schoolboy over at his friend’s house for dinner. Except he’s forty and his friend is thirty-four, and his friend’s ‘dad’ is a year younger than that, and also his friend is drinking water non-stop until he wets himself.
(February 2019)
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- Part 7 of The Obvious’verse
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Comfort by britcombruh
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
03 Jun 2023
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You get misgendered whilst in a cafe with James.
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Stumbled Into Laughter, Stumbled Into You by raisinghellonstarbug
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF, Mock the Week RPF, Real Person Fiction
02 Jan 2023
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The year is 2019, and life has become quite dull for you since graduating from university back in 2011. You used to do stand up comedy at uni but lost yourself in routine. One night, your best mates decide to encourage you to try comedy again and this is where you stumble across your old friend and old flame, Rhys James. Your life flips over and you dive into the world of the close-knitted comedy circuit. In the midst of it all, you end up meeting a particularly distinctive red headed fellow who could become a confusion for you and your past feelings for Rhys. Is life bringing back meaning to you again?
A/N: Had to update the timeline of this story for it to make sense to when Rhys James went to uni because otherwise the reader would not have met him there! Whoopsie.
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I Want Your Ice Cream by radiodurans
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
12 Dec 2022
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Ed feeds James ice cream and then they have sex on his couch.