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Amidst the mind-numbing monotony of the realm, 007n7 discovers something world-shattering. It isn't escape, unfortunately, but it's something close enough.
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One by one, the forsaken, survivors and killers alike, find themselves in a different kind of loop.
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Author tries to write a time loop fic inspired by The Infinite Loops after having read another, watch them fail to keep things consistent in five chapters max.
Please keep in mind that this work is not canon to the original Infinite Loops universe, and (probably) diverges a little from Forsaken canon, though only to make way for some interpretations!
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- Part 1 of The Forsaken Loops
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Purple Irises and Wedding Bands by green_adidas
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
21 Nov 2025
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After winning their second World Cup, Nagi Seshiro and Reo Mikage secretly got engaged. They try and plan their wedding without the public’s knowledge but it seems there may be someone working against them and trying to expose their love affair to the world. Former and current teammates, especially friends from their former Blue Lock days rejoice for the happy couple, oblivious to the chaos that is about to come.
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Princess Naruko (Or: A Shameless Excuse for Lesbians, Genderbending, and Kemonomimi) by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
21 Nov 2025
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In which Uzumaki Naruto learns that Uzushio was real, that he was definitely part of the ruling clan there, that Uzu had a Princess role, and that he has an incredibly loose grasp of what being a Princess means. In which Kurama decides to just get on with it and give Naruto everything at once, because fuck being stuck in a sewer for eighty plus more years. In which Naruko realizes that maybe accepting a deal with a fox that was probably a hallucination inside of a dream sewer might have been a dumb idea.
In which Naruko becoming a nine tailed fox girl has consequences, a ripple effect, and also comes with apparently her entire graduating class doing so as girls. In which Hiruzen decides sending preteens out to die might be a bad idea, and so institutes a few extra years of ninja training as an experiment.
In which all of this is a shameless excuse for polyamory, lesbianism, genderbending, kemonomimi, and references to other fics and media properties. As a joke.
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Clark Kent, potential mafia goon (an investigation by Jimmy Olsen) by justaflyintooka
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
21 Nov 2025
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Flashing his reflection a smile that would've made Isabel swoon, he leaned back in the chair. "That's right, you're the best."
His voice was still shaken up. He grinned wider. "No glasses can take away that Olsen charm, amirite?"
And just to prove his point, he slipped on the glasses again. Only for that Olsen charm to be replaced by wide-eyed not-quite-a-stranger from earlier.
Jimmy shut down the camera app as fast as possible, then the whole computer, just to be sure, only for not-quite-his-reflection to be staring back at him, now from the monitor's reflective surface.
What the hell.
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Or the one where Jimmy finds Clark's glasses, and connects the wrong dots.
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"Let's sleep together!" by Flapjack09
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Nov 2025
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After an accident while carrying her home, Izuku ends up falling asleep in the same bed as Mei, and it leads to the best sleep of both their lives. Once they see the upsides of this situation, they start making it a nightly occurrence.
Will they be able to fight the romantic and sexual undertones of this arrangement, or will they both continue to be denser than a brick?
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- Part 5 of Jack's Romcoms (More Com than Rom)
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Kocho Shuyona goes on a rare vacation to America, meeting a young exotic dancer on one meaningless night out. What does this strange encounter with a much-younger woman entail for an old headmaster like him? And what will the rest of his final year before retirement bring?
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Thomas’ eyes blink open, then fall on Vincent.
“Vincent,” he murmurs blearily, voice hoarse. Then, he seems to register he's in his own apartment, outside of the Vatican. He rockets onto his elbows. “Vincent! What—”
Vincent holds up the apartment key. “I let myself in. I hope you don't mind.”
“Of course not! But—how did you get here?”
“I walked.”
“Through Rome?”
“Well, I didn't walk through Venice.”
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Thomas and Vincent test the limits of their self-control. (It’s rapidly dwindling, given they have the keys to each other’s apartments.)
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- Part 2 of Nasoni
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Caf Shortage by Wildstreak
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Nov 2025
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The Negotiator (and half the galaxy) runs out of caf. Cody must deal with the fallout.
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- 4,117
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- 1/1
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Demon Hunting Takes Balls of Steel by Elliemechanical
Fandoms: 淫妖蟲 ～凌触学園退魔録～ | Inyouchuu ~Ryoujoku Gakuen Taimaroku~ (Visual Novel)
21 Nov 2025
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A struggling pub suffers a demon attack, hires an exorcist organization... and panics over the invoice. Backed into a legal corner, the owners offer to settle their debt with a dusty old pinball machine sitting in their cellar. And the team at Black Cat Demon-Hunting Agency grudgingly accepts the deal.
The promise of perpetual spare change inspires them to bring the game back up to operation to cover their lost expenses. Two months after escaping the worst night of their lives, the demon hunters dive headfirst into the world of arcade repair, connecting with a local restaurant interested in the game.
But when the girls land in the crosshairs of an undefeated Lord Nightmare - unearthing buried trauma in the process - the race to revive the coin-operated marvel evolves into a race to fund their own protection.
[Happy 20th birthday, Inyouchuu!]
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It's a brand new day.
Again.
In which a murderer is on the loose, Cal is the only one who remembers, and they are all stuck in a time loop.AKA: The Happy Death Day AU no one asked for.
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Shockwave's Greenhouse by LinaValentina
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
21 Nov 2025
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"So let me summarize," Knock Out said, his tone suggesting he was enjoying this far too much. "Shockwave has built a secret garden, named a sunflower, enslaved Thundercracker and Skywarp into reading duty, weaponized the irrigation system, and recruited Soundwave's cassettes as farmhands. Have I missed anything?"
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- Part 5 of Shenanigans are Mandatory
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- English
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- 4,094
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- 1/2
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Can class 1-A meme? (A long asked question) by Spider_Hun
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Nov 2025
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icyhot pain relief: I hereby resign my position as neighbourhood tooth fairy for the following reasons:
Bone breaker 4,000: what?OR
A collection of MHA memes & incorrect quotes
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it will be...? by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 Nov 2025
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Lucifer stood in his workshop, staring at the rubber duck he had just finished crafting. It was a perfect replica of Alastor, complete with a toothy grin and those creepy red eyes. Lucifer couldn't help but feel a sense of hesitancy wash over him as he examined the duck. (‘Why did I even make this monstrosity? What possessed me to create something so…’) He shuddered, unable to find the right words to describe his conflicting emotions.
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和其他汽车人一起被困在地球上的救护车觉得自己要崩溃了。所以如果他晚上跑去用某个霸天虎狙击手缓解压力，这跟他现在这么难受没关系。哦？你说什么？他现在是什么？哦，哦不。
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- Part 1 of Together
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Seconds before Puzzles executes his plan, WPNZ manages to shoot down the Youtube Rewind remote, and in an increasingly ridiculous series of events, Puzzles finds himself stuck in the passenger seat of his ex-friend-minion and alleged enemy as nothing but a head.
As a self-proclaimed friend and enabler of one (1) Mr. Puzzles, Emi finds this is also her business, and takes action.
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The road(trip) to character development, one meticulously collected limb at a time.
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“What are you doing?” Pierre asked in English, finally snapping Charles out of whatever haze he was stuck in.
“Hm? Listening to you?” Charles looked up to meet his best friend’s eyes and immediately heard the thought that followed.
You were very clearly ogling Max just now.Charles’s eyes widened. “I did not!” he said, voice cracking as his ears turned red. Pierre only grinned wider.
Oh calamar, you think I haven’t noticed you staring at him since you got the superpowers.Or the one where Charles can read minds, and Max’s thoughts ruin everything (or fix everything).
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The Red String of Fate (or ribbon if necessary) by Bookworm16
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2025
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-he removed the red ribbon that had been holding his hair up.
For whatever reason, all the Wen guards that had been about to surround them and administer the punishment for trying to help Lan Wangji, stepped back at the sight, a chill running down their spines.
Or: What if Wei Wuxian let his hair down during the Wen Indoctrination arc and gave everyone an unintentional glimpse into the future.
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The Hottest Gossip in the Cultivation World by somedaygone
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Nov 2025
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“Did you hear? GusuLan’s second master has a love child!”
“What?! That Hanguang Jun?!”
“Yes! And the mother is none other than the infamous Yiling Patriarch!”
A gasp and a burst of tea from someone sitting at the corner of the shop.
“Oh, my! A scandal! How exciting!”
The crowd grew.
“But, how?”
“Of course because he is Yiling Patriarch! He always does the impossible!”
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In which Wei Wuxian was seen with a mini copy of Lan Wangji and how everyone liked to spice up his life story as always.
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Pokeswap: A Tale Of Cosmic Duct Tape by Capt_Hikimari
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
21 Nov 2025
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After Arceus accidentally shuffles the universe, Dialga is left to pick up the shattered pieces and is forced to precariously put together a cohesive timeline with cosmic duct tape. Results are…mixed, in more ways than one.
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“Wait!” Monarch threw his arms in the air, stopping Ladybug from throwing her polka-dotted Lucky Charm at him. “Dark wings, fall.”
And now Gabriel Agreste was standing in front of Bugnoir.Marinette paused, staring at him, Lucky Charm still protectively in front of her, though her jaw dropped. “M-Monsieur Agreste?!”
“Drop your transformation, Mademoiselle Dupain-Cheng. Let us pause this fight, when I know there’s an opportunity for negotiation.” He stared, calculating, at Marinette. Surely she’d take this opportunity. He knew both Marinette and Ladybug to be peacemakers, no matter how many complicated teenage emotions she should be feeling at the moment.
Besides, no one, not even a reckless teenage girl, would want to harm her boyfriend’s father.