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One Year, Two Men, Three Rules, One Secret to Discover.
Or, in anticipation of Taskmaster's 10th anniversary, Alex takes on a secret task for himself, and gets far more than he bargained for.
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- Part 116 of Taskmaster Collection
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Better with three by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
14 Nov 2025
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In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.
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Have you ever seen a race like THIS?! by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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Alex Horne, an aspiring horse-kin attending the prestigious Lantra Academy, has an unfortunate encounter with a man named Greg Davies as he's running late to school. Somehow, this interaction unfurled a future neither of them expected.
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Heart and Soul by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
28 Oct 2025
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“Now,” Greg purrs, stepping over the remnants of the salt and in the direction of Alex, who’s still watching him with big, guileless eyes, “for the record, I do have a heart, but I haven’t got a heartbeat. Any last words?”
“A few.” And then, without even glancing at the book, Alex loudly starts chanting, “Exorcizo te, immundíssime spíritus-“
“For fuck’s sake,” Greg says, for the second time tonight.
Or: After Greg is summoned and then unceremoniously sent back to Hell without striking a deal, all he can think about is how he's going to see the upstart little witch again so he can
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In Plain Sight by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF
12 Oct 2025
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Desperate, Y/n seeks help from the enigmatic Taskmaster, and their assistant, LAH. She joins forces with behavioral scientist Dr. Greg Davies and literature professor Alex Horne, who specializes in ornithology, to investigate museum thefts around London.
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Operation Throuple! by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, Australian Comedians RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
05 Oct 2025
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The three men stare at me in silence for a moment.
"What?" I ask, confused by their expressions.
Ed shakes his head slowly. "Y/n, I say this with love and respect... but you are absolutely clueless when it comes to flirting."- Basically just a story of Ed, James, and Sam being the most supportive friends, and trying to get the reader some action.
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- Part 8 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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You've received the opportunity of a lifetime: to participate in Taskmaster. You have no idea what this will all involve. New friendships, new experiences, a lot of chaos, but above all, Alex.
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I remember exactly how this all began: Rachel leaning across our table during happy hour, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. “Alex is just sooo tightly wound when he gets home. It's frustrating to be around. Could you maybe- can you help him out?”
Or- Rachel asks reader to help Alex 'unwind'. ;)
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- Part 3 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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What happened after the 'cure for hiccups' outtake in series 19.
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Many years later, as Greg whispered, “There’s a part of me wants to fuck you,” Alex laughed so hard he could hardly recall that night on the same stage—Greg’s affectionate smile, seductive enough to make him lean in and kiss the bigger man sitting next to him.
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Just Like Water Under The Bridge by mr-finch (soubriquet) for Kim_Tey
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
29 Aug 2025
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The second time Alex falls through the whirlpool in the deep scummy river under the bridge, he's four years older and only a little bit wiser.
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Plodding On and On and On and On and- by dangerliesbeforeyou
Fandoms: Inside No. 9 (TV), Inside No. 9 (TV) RPF
27 Aug 2025
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Uh Oh! Actor Reece Shearsmith finds himself trapped in a time loop reliving the party celebrating his hit show Inside No. 9!
Can old wounds be healed? Will he ever be able to forgive Steve? How many times can he hear Time to say Goodbye before he finally snaps?
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(For the Taskhusbands Bingo prompt: fell into a parallel universe)
In 2001, Alex Horne is freshly dumped, drunk and just trying to get back to his college rooms when he trips and falls through time. In 2025, Greg Davies is on tour, lonely, and just trying to get back to his hotel, when he stumbles upon a much, much, younger version of his friend and co-host. Together they try to find a path home for Alex.
Update: now with FANTASTIC ART - end of chapter 2
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Greg gatecrashes Alex and Tim's joint birthday party.
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Twice Over by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
08 Aug 2025
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“Did you know Horne is dating Greg Davies?” Tim asks bluntly.
There’s a pause at the other end of the line. Then Mark says, sounding confused, “I- yes? That is to say, I did know that, and so do you. We went camping with them last month. Are you feeling alright, Tim?”
“No, I’m not fucking ‘feeling alright’,” Tim snaps. “I wake up to find out that my best mate has apparently been sticking his boy in another bloke behind my back, so excuse me that I’m not besides myself with joy here.”
There’s another pause. Eventually, Mark clears his throat. “Is this- sorry, are you being homophobic?”
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Tim dies taking a bullet for Alex, and if he had the time to make his final joke, he would have said he predicted this two years ago on Kathy Burke's podcast. What he didn't predict is that he'd wake up - in a world where Alex is dating Greg Davies.
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Calling Bluffs by nojokers (piastrispup) for hornestoothgap (neuerswaist)
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
02 Aug 2025
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Tim suggests something over a few drinks.
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Time Zones by nojokers (piastrispup) for hornestoothgap (neuerswaist)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
02 Aug 2025
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Tim misses Alex while he's in LA.
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No more, when you think about it, misunderstandings. by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
25 Jul 2025
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Your men have a tiff, names are called and feelings are hurt.
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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It’s not that Alex was uncomfortable with being bisexual. It really, really wasn’t. It’s just… Greg was his first proper same-sex partner. His first ‘gay’ relationship. And he hadn’t ever before been very active in local queer spaces. He had felt as though because he was married to a woman and had kids with her, he didn’t really belong there. That he was not, well, queer enough to be accepted, he thought.
Alex re-examines what being queer means to him, confronts some internalised biphobia, and attends his first ever pride march with Greg. He finds community, learns more about himself and Greg, and finds joy in the pain.