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In which Alex Horne is the owner of a little pub at Sandown Park racecourse, Phil Ellis is a fanboy, Ania Magliano is nosy, and Maisie Adam bets on a losing horse.
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Tangled Thread (Inside My Head) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
19 Nov 2025
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‘People think, or more realistically assume, that I hate a load of things, and maybe even loads of people- the primary example of the latter going by the name James Acaster. If you’re reading this, you probably know that isn’t true, but don’t people need reminders every once in a while? While you’re here, I might as well clear up that I don’t hate Alex Horne either. Sure, he was the master of my torment at times, but I don’t hate him. Never have.’
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- Part 8 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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Greg catches Alex in his dressing room and things quickly take a perverted turn.
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One Year, Two Men, Three Rules, One Secret to Discover.
Or, in anticipation of Taskmaster's 10th anniversary, Alex takes on a secret task for himself, and gets far more than he bargained for.
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- Part 116 of Taskmaster Collection
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this is your last retreat! by ponchivized
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
17 Nov 2025
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Maisie was pretty sure the only reason she had been assigned scribe of the crew was because she had thin, metal framed glasses. Unfortunately for Captain Shearsmith, she was illiterate.
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I don’t want to be a secret anymore. by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
16 Nov 2025
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Alex and Greg have a secret. Alex doesn’t want it to be a secret anymore. Greg agrees.
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A Challenge in Frustration by Incy Little Spider (1ncylilspider)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
15 Nov 2025
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The challenge. Frustrate your cast mate as much as possible.
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Better with three by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
14 Nov 2025
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In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.
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Alex and Greg find themselves in Cambodia, taping an episode of World's Most Dangerous Roads together.
After a lucky escape, the two find themselves forced to share a room, and of course, a bed, at some hastily organised lodgings. All Alex wants is to sleep and forget. But naturally, Greg has other plans. It all works out pretty well for them both.
“And what will you do for me?”
“Er. Anything? Yes. Anything, please just–”
“Ah now then. How about doing nothing?” Greg asked innocently.
“…What?”
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Have you ever seen a race like THIS?! by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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Alex Horne, an aspiring horse-kin attending the prestigious Lantra Academy, has an unfortunate encounter with a man named Greg Davies as he's running late to school. Somehow, this interaction unfurled a future neither of them expected.
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Of all the times (and there had been many a time, especially whilst drunk and sentimental and utterly stupid) he'd stopped to imagine what Alex would look like after being thoroughly kissed — not because of a gag, not for a quick laugh or as part of a performance, but simply because they wished — he never could have predicted just how lovely the man would actually look. His ruddy cheeks were even redder than usual, the way they got when he was well and truly pleased —usually from laughing too hard, something Greg took an inordinate amount of pride in being the cause of, more often than not — a truly lovely colour that he longed to touch with his lips. Speaking of which, Alex's lips were shiny and inviting, half open to tease but a hint of the tooth gap Greg had become so endeared to.
Another obvious difference to the sappy little scenarios he'd been secretly keeping inside the hidden compartment of his old and battered heart was that, in his fantasies, he was the one taking Alex's breath away.
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It’s always been about sex a little bit, and Greg’s known that from the start. Almost from the start. It doesn’t matter – he’d known that going in, and he’d still signed up, name on the dotted line, because he doesn’t care.
“You can do pretty much anything you want to me,” Alex had said at the time, before the thing was even fully commissioned, back when it was in that uncomfortable time where a lot of people had committed a lot of time and money to getting this made, but there was a high chance – a high chance – that someone up above would pull the plug, and everyone would have to slink home with their tails between their legs.
“You can do pretty much anything you want to me,” Alex begs now, lying with his shirt unbuttoned, open by his sides, his trousers down to his ankles, a makeshift blindfold (Greg’s scarf, slung down from the edge of the door) around his eyes, his hands knotted together behind his head, kept in place with hot-pink electrician’s tape, “Greg, you can do – you can do-”
“Yeah,” Greg says, hands on his hips, surveying Alex with pleasure, “You think I don’t know that?”
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Keeping Count by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF
11 Nov 2025
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She’s not upset. It’s the opposite, really: the stuff of them in her space makes the days feel less brittle. There’s an accidental intimacy to it, a slackening in her chest when she finds the tea-bag wrappers left on the counter. Some nights they stay too late and crash on her sofa, long limbs everywhere, Greg’s bare calves sprawled across the coffee table while Alex (despite his height) curls up like a hibernating fox. Sometimes, one of them will unspool a long chain of anecdotes from their own past until Y/n’s eyes sting from laughter.
-Part two of Drink Your Damn Fluids!
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- Part 10 of Taskmaster Short Stories
- Part 2 of From Sickness to Health
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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“Maybe it’s a guessing game,” suggested Alex, who had by now got the hang of rhetorical questions, but found it amusing to pretend that he hadn’t.
“The Taskmaster doesn’t play games,” she snapped. “He isn’t you.”
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Alex Horne’s received his results in a beige envelope almost three decades ago. It was unassuming, boring and filled with medical jargon, but it held the most significant piece of information that would shape the rest of his life. His results stated that he was just another beta, and Alex had never questioned it…
A/N: chapters 1-2 edited, rest should follow.
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we aren’t getting any younger by trnspirate
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
09 Nov 2025
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“I just know we aren’t getting any younger,” Sally says. A simple fact laid out in the open, they were, what? In their late 40s to early 50s? His back starts to ache, although it always was due to his height, no surprise, and she has three children sleeping at home. It wasn’t like it was an unknown fact that they were getting old. Greg just doesn’t know why there was a need to point that out.
Greg feels her foot bump his leg from under the table, but neither of them moves from the contact.
Or; Greg contemplates the conversations he's had with Sally over the years.
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Maybe that's why just this once he had to be the one to drag logic and reason kicking and screaming into the room despite what his heart wanted.
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- Part 2 of Somebody who loves me
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Because he is. Selfish, that is. One of the sins he feels most guilty about, struggles with, denies to high hell and yet-
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- Part 1 of Somebody who loves me
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'Well, say something,' Alex says, pressing his thighs together nervously. 'What'd you think?'
'Can't fucking think,' Greg says. 'Jesus Christ.'bog standard Revenge Dress filth. Really, what did they expect?
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Greg and Alex have just finished filming an episode of Taskmaster series 16, and in the moments following, things become more than a little steamy…