17 Works in Bob Mortimer
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A simple errand introduces you to Tony, who seems sweet - until he starts showing up everywhere you go.
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Allergic to Professionalism by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
04 Jun 2025
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Greg was debating returning to his phone. He wasn’t the kind to make close friends with his coworkers and tried to keep work and home separate, but he was seriously debating making a friend for these situations. Richard was enough for occasional chats, but in a setting like this, he’d be professional enough to make Greg sneeze. He was allergic to excessive professionalism, after all. The choir director had reached for his phone, but Andy Devonshire started to speak before Greg could fully take it out of his pocket. At least the meeting was finally starting.
“I wanted to thank Richard for giving me the idea for this meeting,” the principal started as Greg’s lips quirked up at the confirmation of his earlier suspicion. “I know that most of you want some time to prep before the students invade, so how about we just go around and introduce yourselves briefly, and we can get out of here?”
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- Part 6 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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Detective Davies – The Assistant Files - Part 2 by LottaSoup
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
29 Dec 2024
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“Okay.” Greg exhales, plumes of smoke drifting from his nose. “What do you want?”
Alex looks far too amused for Greg’s liking. “I thought I made that obvious.”
“Your idea of obvious is not very obvious, mate.”
Alex turns to face him, and once more that painfully-blue gaze pierces him. “I want You.” Alex steps closer. “Mate.” He grins.
Greg arches an eyebrow, and makes a show of looking Alex up and down with open revulsion. “I guess I should be flattered, but you’re really not my type. Sorry.”
If anything, The Assistant seems even more amused by this. “My apologies, perhaps I wasn’t clear. I have a… professional proposition for you.”
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- Part 2 of Detective Greg Davies
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It's Christmas Eve and spirits have been given a task: Save Greg Davies' Immortal Soul. Your time starts now.
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- Part 90 of TM
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Bob dreams about a very special cuddle.
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- Part 3 of Inside the Dreams of Taskmen
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Kingslayer (Tell Me, Are You Gonna Bark or Bite?) by IsAHorseASomeone (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
17 Jun 2023
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A dangerous god, hell-bent on control, chaos and manipulation, the Taskmaster has been sealed away with powerful magic for several centuries. Few knew of Him, and even fewer were prepared for His return.
But, thanks to one Alex Horne, He has broken free.
And now? His one goal is to force the contestants of His random selection to suffer through His cruel and possibly deadly tasks in order to win their group's chance at survival- all while trying to keep themselves together as groups in the first place.
Can they find a way for everyone to survive and make it out of this hell, to seal Him away for good? Or who will meet their demise under the cruel watch of the Taskmaster?
[A Taskmaster fantasy/magic AU with survival horror elements and fantasy species.]
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The Properly-Thought-Out Kiss by MyEgoicMind
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
02 Apr 2023
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Lee’s a guest team captain on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown with Bob as his teammate. Bob thought he’d give Lee a little something after noticing years of Lee fangirling over him, however it doesn’t quite go like he’d hoped. However their close bond won’t let things be ruined.
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Greg stares at the dark-rimmed glasses sitting in the metal drawer and wonders, not for the first time, what the other him thinks he leaves behind before starting each day. Wedding ring? The keys to some house out on a country lane? A phone, the background image a few kids roughhousing with some mutt of a terrier while he and a faceless partner watch on behind them, sated and merry on that precious sort of ordinary happiness? Maybe other him thinks he doesn’t leave anything behind at all.
Greg puts his phone into the locker. It doesn’t matter what other him thinks might be in the drawer. Other him doesn’t even know it’s December. Other him might not even know what December is at all.
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Louis hasn't been back home in years, ever since he moved to the big city for work. His boss has finally let him go back for Christmas, and he hopes to reunite with his family, but most importantly, his best friend, Harry. They had a tearful parting in the past, but promised they'd reunite if it was meant to be.
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- Part 11 of One Direction vs. Boring Jobs
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The teams are on a task to open the case fastest. All clues in the room. Who will win?
LAYOUT TO MAKE EASY TO READ!
DO NOT SHIP THE PEOPLE!
195 could be inaccurate.- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 18
- Hits:
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Bob just makes a slight miscalculation.
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Bob Mortimer is a respectable man. The stories he tells his just as respectable friends are entertaining, if not at all believable.
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- Part 8 of two flints
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1 Out of 8 Ministers by Ruuger for apacketofseeds
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), QI (TV) RPF
15 Feb 2019
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Nicola ends up as a guest panelist on QI. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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The Village used to be a place hidden from view. Now it hides in plain sight, ruled over by Number Two, who delights in breaking his prisoners by making them complete endless, pointless tasks for him under constant surveillance. Besides, it wouldn’t be Taskmaster if no one had a breakdown.
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In Which David Mitchell and Lee Mack Tape a WILTY Show Under Very Unusual Circumstances by Rimedio for LJ_McKay
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
17 Dec 2017
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When David wakes up he knows something is off... Why is he in Lee's bed? Why is he in Lee's pyjamas? Where is Lee? And most importantly, can he figure out what's going on before he has to team-lead on a television show in front of a live audience?
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Good Old Shooting Stars by suddenly_im_Mr_sex
Fandoms: Shooting Stars - Fandom, Never Mind the Buzzcocks RPF, Mark Lamarr - Fandom, British Comedy RPF
29 Sep 2015
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You are on the fringe of being famous and have landed a gig on an episode of Shooting Stars. Vic and Bob happen to know about your thing of 50s Throwback Mark Lamarr and what will happen when he finds out?