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Greg loans Alex out to Rhod. Alex is nervous but Rhod knows exactly what to do.
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In the Light of the Full Moon, We’re All Monsters by koomaqu, LadyJekyll
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
16 Aug 2025
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A lonely Alex thinks about ending it all when he's interrupted by a tall, dark, and handsome figure. Little does he know that a vampire and a werewolf will soon be vying for his attention and his love. But what happens when one of them takes it too far?
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- Part 370 of TM
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For the bingo prompt: Reconciliation
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- Part 262 of TM
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”There isn’t even… there’s no stipulations or…or… health and safety on here — for someone obsessed with admin this seems…do you have a death wish mate?”
Alex shifted his weight, shoulders twitching. ”Are you planning on killing me, Rhod?”
”Well, I’m certainly considering it now, I’ll tell you that much.”
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For the bingo prompt: Polyamory
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- Part 226 of TM
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For the bingo prompt: Intense bondage
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- Part 177 of TM
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Rhod did a LOT of weird stuff on Taskmaster. What was going through his mind? (Hint- he doesn't know either)
A character study of Rhod Gilbert throughout the Series 7 filming and studio records of Taskmaster.
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- Part 1 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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Floating on the brink of dreams and reality, Alex lets himself give into sweet pleasure in the arms of Greg and Rhod.
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“Would you kiss?”
Alex didn’t anticipate that asking his partners that simple question would cause such a disaster.
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In the midst of summer heat, Rhod and Greg spend time together while Alex hurries around to serve them. In a game of escalation, the day only seems to grow hotter with Greg's every new order...
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Alex rests his head against the door frame. Even the act of being ignored is enough to have him start slipping, syrupy slow, into that state where everything’s sweet and vague, fuzzy around the edges. He blinks: Greg's hands are working at the button of Rhod's jeans. That’s my big man, he thinks, happily. Those are his big hands, touching Rhod.
Based on the lovely prompt "Alex wakes up late and when he gets out of the bedroom he catches Rhod and Greg making out, which they have never done before in his presence." Koom, I hope you enjoy this little fic! It was a delight to write it for you.
Note: I've written this as an AU where Greg and Alex were both single when they met, and have since started dating and moved in together. I've intentionally kept Alex somewhat ambiguous when it comes to genitalia, so he can be read as either cis or trans.
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Rhod Gilbert dreams of letting the act drop.
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- Part 13 of Inside the Dreams of Taskmen
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- Part 99 of TM
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I've learned a bit about you. by BoneLord for Ohdoyoucomeonthen
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
26 Sep 2024
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What if Rhod actually had his kinky epiphany during the filming of series 7 of Taskmaster, while Alex has known the whole time?
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- Part 1 of Alex Horne/Everyone
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One Length of a Cigar. by youmagnificentbeast for koomaqu
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
04 Jul 2024
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Alex is too busy for his own good and needs a release — unfortunately Greg is not there to take care of him. Luckily, Greg has a friend he can ask for a favour.
In which Rhod and Alex have a little D/s session and Rhod uses cigar smoke to keep Alex grounded. Not much else happens, really. I just went hard on descriptions for once.
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- Part 51 of TM
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While Greg is away on an important business trip, Alex is having a difficult time sleeping – and he’s becoming desperate for a solution.
Enter Greg's friend Rhod, who might know a thing or two about what Alex needs.
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Then Greg’s hand slips up from Alex’s belly to grip his chin. “Look at Rhod,” he says, with a firm nudge to make Alex obey. “I can see how much he wants you.”
So can Alex, but saying it seems a bit cheeky. Rhod’s eyes are dark and sparkling at the same time.
(May 2019)
(can be read as a standalone!)
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- Part 16 of The Obvious’verse
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The Gift of Greg by BoneLord for koomaqu, unquietspirit
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
17 Jan 2024
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Alex doesn’t have an answer. He doesn’t know what to do, has no clue what the right answer is, and that realisation makes him feel utterly pathetic. “Hmm?” Rhod prods, fingers pulling at the back of Alex’s harness.
“I… I don’t know,” Alex says, unable to hold back the whine in his voice.
“You have no imagination,” Rhod says, a statement of fact. He sighs loudly, emphatically. “Fine. I’ll tell you what to do. At least you can follow orders, yeah?”
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Should’ve been obvious. by unquietspirit
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
22 Aug 2023
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Alex can appreciate James Acaster, the comic who adores Alex’s show and brings his whimsically weird brand of funny to it, but James, the man who’s potentially doing perverted things with Greg—things Alex maybe, perhaps wants to do himself? That guy is a bit much for this early in his day.
(Disclaimer/Reassuring Statement: Despite this excerpt and the relationship tags, this fic is not about love triangles! It is, instead, about how many people can ship Greg/Alex before those two idiots fall in line.)
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- Part 1 of The Obvious’verse