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Say Something Once, Why Say It Again? by the_league_of_evie
Fandoms: QI (TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
09 Nov 2025
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They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is, that there are no straight lines. At least, that’s what Stephen would be graciously informing that day’s QI panel of, if he could bally well keep his tongue in check.
The lot of them tease - of course they do, they are comedians after all. But it’s Alan who surprises Stephen the most.
And at the end of it all, when the lights are down and the personas are stripped, there’s going to be a price to pay…
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The Archeologist and The Heartbreak Kid by TensaiSteph
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Sep 2025
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This is a love story about a retired archeologist and a doctor in training who only wanted to live an everyday, middle-class life set in the real world. But life sucks, and they have to deal with jealousy, expectations, and responsibilities.
If you want to read a one-shot story about Robin x Sabo, its in chapter 17: The Lawyer. I think you can read it as a one-shot story. There's a few context you might not get but I think its still pretty understandable. Please note that this is still a Robin x Law story so... But I did my best to be respectful of the Robin x Sabo ship. I think its a very demure, very cutesy story.
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Alex and Susie Sitting in a Tree S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G by Steely_Danielle
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown RPF
11 Aug 2024
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In Alex's dream his crush on Countdown's Susie Dent takes an interesting turn.
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- Part 4 of Inside the Dreams of Taskmen
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hear my voice in your head (and think of me kindly) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF
08 Aug 2024
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Jimmy’s been given strict instructions by Victoria. He can touch himself, and edge himself, but he cannot, under no circumstances less than death, cum. For a whole week, he’s been stuck in a horribly delightful state of permanent arousal. Plus, his balls are really fucking hurting.
- Day 8: Photography
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- Part 8 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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The Crow's Husband by milesofsmiles97
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Big Fat Quiz of the Year RPF
18 Jul 2024
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Richard and Noel debrief and share their frustrations with their typecasts after Big Fat Quiz of Everything (2016)
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QI Episode C3. Someone else is soaking up all of Stephen’s attention and Alan isn’t happy.
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It's four years after the world ended. A horrific fungal parasite swept the planet, turning anyone infected into a mindless, murderous, monster - and the survivors do what they can to keep living. Greg and Alex have turned the Taskmaster House into their refuge, but when a request for help comes through the radio, they head out to the nearby abandoned National Archives building - and what starts as a beautiful, if lonely and overgrown, summer's day turns into Greg's worst possible nightmare.
Face to what-was-once-face, the thing – the almost-human – cricks its neck, tilts its face, the click-click-click of its sounds feeling out the shape of Alex’s gas-masked head.
Then, tendrils. Like white smoke rising from a deadly fire, a slow, branching cloud of them slithers through the still air. Closer and closer to Alex – towards the bare skin of his neck, the open shell of his ears, the red-and-sweating edge of his hairline where the black rubber ends.
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Bad Creepypasta: Furaffinity War by RCainTales
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Stones To Abbigale - Onision, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Michael Leroi (YouTube Channel)
04 Jan 2024
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Onision and his gang of child predators seek to collect all six Infinity Children. With Slender Mansion destroyed and the Pastas divided, they must gather new allies to beat off this new threat. The innocence of the world now rests on the shoulders of terribly written OC killers.
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Little dumb fic about two teachers falling in love eccept they are actually british comedians Alex Horne and Greg Davies.