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    After the siren challenge, in which Jonathan ever so chivalrously allowed Stephen to win their team’s shield, the group dry off and gather for tea. However, as they tuck in, it occurs to them that the normally punctual Stephen is missing.

    After some speculation, it’s down to Jonathan to find him. And when the big dogs collide, one on one, time will only tell whether Stephen sees what he wants to see, or what is really beneath…

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    In which Joe Marler mourns the untimely end of the Joalition, and Stephen Fry corners him in the library - where else would a man like Stephen corner another man in need? - with a bit of Oscar Wilde, and a few words of wisdom.

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    You're in the celebrity traitors castle, will you be betrayed or not? Who knows?

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    I wrote this as a personal exercise to feel like I could be the S1M0NE from the 2002 movie, beautiful and talented, and go on dates with celebrities and it's a little Mary Sue.

    If it helps you to access your own inner thoughts, then it is worth my putting it on here.

    It is not entirely cohesive and with clear dates and times, but the flow is really just writing it as it comes. I prefer this raw copy as it still lets me feel the things I find difficult to write.

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    When Pete Ross and his teen-aged son Jon Ross resurrect in 2022 with the explosion of the omniverse during the Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths, they have to learn how to navigate a world that looks nothing like the one they died in back in 1986. This includes learning how to live with the fact that they are not the only Ross’s of Smallville to exist, and that Superman himself is just one out of an infinity of Supermen.

    [written for 2025 Superfam Horror Week, Day 4 - Mistaken Identity]

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    A follow-up to the I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant - Top Gear Edition I did a few weeks ago.
    Jeremy's version.

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    Olive is working in production for a british talkshow desperately trying to not despise her job too much when One Direction join the show as a returning guest. Of course, the members of the band are good acquaintances of hers, but she would never consider herself to be a fangirl - she wants to keep it professional. Until one fateful thunderstorm brings about an unexpected change.

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    Based off of a prompt where Liam and Niall witness Harry preforming Kiwi for the first time.

    --

    Or a oneshot where the boys reunite, have an interview with Jonathan Ross, see Harry in concert and it's all just a little chaotic but I promise it's good!

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    The announcement nobody was expecting; the friendship no one understands.

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    Some years ago there was a David Mitchell anonymous fic meme, and I wrote some fills for it.

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    "So Taron, I'm sure you remember me asking you the last time you were here about your hometown? Do you mind reminding the audience where you grew up?"

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    It's some kind of convoluted scheme to rob a casino, but the very first step involves going on TV and doing magic tricks for money.

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    December the seventh, 2009. Recording day for the Big Fat Quiz of the Year. Charlie wakes to the sound of his mobile.

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    Noel Fielding is back as Bob Skeleton, and Russell Brand continues to be Russell Brand.
    The Goth Detectives have opened their doors again (as well as their capes, some zippers that should not be open, doors that are not theirs, and a fateful box of hair dye) in order to solve a rather ghastly case but one that also involves bakeries and other people, places, and things they don't care much about.
    Will it be too much for them to handle?! Are the Goth Detectives in over their heads so soon after returning to the gothlight?!
    Most assuredly, but that's not going to stop them.

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    “Guess you’re just not that good of a kisser.” Jonathan arched and eyebrow, but this time Jack managed to hold his own.

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    Louis finds Niall's need to pee hilarious and his struggle sexy as hell

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    Brian and Jonathan share notes on wonderful things in the universe over a few drinks.

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    What will people do to support Children in Need and meet a deadline? Victoria is about to find out.

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