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    Sophia, once a cleaner on Earth, played a game with her nephew that thrust them both into Sanctuary, awakening latent Nephalem powers that forged her into a saviour amid a war between angels, demons and humans. Now immortal but haunted by guilt over those she couldn't save, she years to return to Earth, where her powers might fade, yet dreads facing her past.
    Abducted by a mind flayer ship midway via returning home, she's hurled into Faerun, navigating a world of hidden dangers. Among a motley crew led by Tav, a noblewoman with a silver tongue and veiled motives, Sophia faces treachery and deception. Astarion, a vampire with a razor wit, trades barbs with her, their sparks kindling an unexpected bond.
    As a dark force stirs within, Sophia's choices could save two realms - or doom them forever.

    Sorry to add this next part, but I've had quite a few of these on this story, and I'm not interested:
    NO COMMISIONS, NO COMMERCIAL OFFERS.
    Thankyou.

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    103/?
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    When Netherfield Park is let to Mr. Bingley, the Bennets are amazed by his companion: an impoverished, handsome gentleman, whose fall from wealth has made him notorious. The local gentry are loathe to accept him as an equal, especially when his manners leave much to be desired. Only Elizabeth Bennet tolerates him, curious about the mystery behind his ruin: something about it doesn’t quite add up, and she suspects there is more to Mr. Darcy than meets the eye. E/D, J/B

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    In the heart of a raging storm, the feared pirate captain Steve McGarrett boards a prison barge—and finds more than he bargained for in a defiant, sharp-tongued prisoner who won’t stop talking. As thunder crashes and secrets stir, something dangerous begins to shift between captor and captive…

    New chapters be droppin’ every Tuesday and Friday—hoist the sails and ready yer hearts.

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    The second half of the film told from Meg's point of view.

    This is for the readers who love Meg for her sass and snark.

    For all who ship her and Herc so hard it hurts.

    For all who have loved this movie and Herc’s unwavering devotion for her.

    I hope I have done her justice.

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    A playful poetic homage to William Carlos Williams' classic apology poem... only this time, it's Crowley and Aziraphale confessing to nibbling their way through Azirafeast.

    (with apologies to William Carlos Williams)

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    Deadpool and Wolverine—chaotic, reckless, and impossible to resist. One night sparks fly, old wounds resurface, and memories of their past collide with a future neither of them can predict. Between the laughter, the fights, and the undeniable heat, they’re forced to face what they really want… and how sweet danger can taste.

    Six nights, six chances, and a whole lot of chaos—because some connections are worth bending, breaking, and trying one more time.

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    Ten years ago, Rey Niima and Ben Solo were the darling co-stars of Regency Rebels, Britain's most beloved period drama. Then Ben spectacularly imploded. DUI, scandals, leaked sex tape, and a cancelled final season that took Rey's breakout role down with it.

    Now? Rey's career is flatlining. Two box office bombs. A soul-crushing breakup with Poe Dameron, who's now parading his interesting new girlfriend across every magazine cover. And the entire internet has decided she's "too boring" to matter.

    Enter Ben Solo. Her former co-star. The man who destroyed her career. Britain's favourite bad boy with a leather jacket habit and a talent for poor decisions. He's spent the last ten years clawing his way back from tabloid disaster, and he's still got that dangerous charm that makes headlines.

    One paparazzi ambush in Central London goes viral. One catastrophically drunken night in Canto Bight. And Rey wakes up married to the man who ruined everything.

    Now they have to figure out what the hell to do about it.

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    Marilyn's plan to use Crackstone to eradicate all outcasts is foolproof, until Tyler realizes that he's an outcast too. Marilyn can't be trusted, and Tyler thinks it's only so long before she turns on him. Tyler realizes that the one person who can defeat Crackstone is his crush, nemesis, and someone who is lying near-dead in a crypt.

    And that just won't do.

    ---

    Or, instead of Goody, Tyler saves Wednesday's life.

    Cue a magical scavenger hunt.

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    Hermione Granger has worked her way up the Order ranks, earning herself a leadership role: she is in charge of all the safe-houses. Building, maintaining, and sometimes imprisoning.

    Her latest charge is the recently-defected Draco Malfoy, who is not quite trusted enough to join the Order but not dangerous enough to imprison. So he has a small, comfortable safe house all to himself, though he isn’t exactly free.

    And what is the safest form of communication during a magical war? Texting, of course. That’s why she has given him a cell phone. For EMERGENCIES. Only emergencies. NOTHING ELSE.

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    You've stumbled upon quite the audience for your practice for an upcoming recital, one who's room provides surprisingly good acoustics!

    One tiny problem, he eats inhabited planets.

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    Jesper Fahey’s one and only duty, is to protect and serve the Prince of Kerch. Simple as that. But the Prince may have ended up becoming more than a task to him. Too bad it isn’t as simple as it sounds.

    Wylan Van Eck is the Prince of Kerch to the world and the Prince of disappointments to his father. He may have his own knight in shining armor, but it’s only a matter of time before disappointing him too.

    or

    Romantasy AU where Wylan is the Prince of Kerch and Jesper has been assigned as his personal knight. Both feelings and problems ensue, leaving them both to wonder if anything will go their way. (Chapters get way longer later on)

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    It's been over a year since the new farmer moved to town, Why might Mark be acting the way he is?

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    [Audio Length: 8:00]

    Fox had absolutely no idea how he’d ended up in this situation.

    Podfic of Written So Far by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67).

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    “Rey.” he says, exhaling deeply. She starts to walk towards him as does he and suddenly they're both running. The wind howls in her ears as she sprints to him. His cape flaps in the wind, making him look like a superhero or a prince.

    “I can’t believe you’re actually here” She whispers through her tears. 

    “I know, I know” He comforts, hot tears unfamiliar on his rough skin.
    _____________

    Rey feels suffocated on the Resistance Base. Her purpose is teetering on the edge of a canyon. Her and Ben make a plan to run away together. In the rolling hills of the mountains and the glistening iridescent hues of the water, they learn about each other and help one another overcome pain. Will this be how their lives start or will it all fall apart at the hands of the Resistance?
    ___________

    Um. So I was not expecting this. Written in anger about The Hunt for Ben Solo (that's a lie, I started writing it in august but thats not the point.)

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    “How’s the husband, by the way?” Mike asks suddenly.

    His tone of voice is casual—a little too casual, if Will’s being honest. He can’t help but steal a glance at his partner, and sure enough, Mike looks like he’s trying a little too hard to seem nonchalant. 

    Oh, so that’s how it’s going to be.

    Or:

    Will and Mike pull off a heist together.

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    What happens when a fanfic author with a habit of lying and scheming suddenly finds himself as a self insert during Duelist Kingdom? What happens when you have Yugi, Joey, Kaiba, and the rest encounter someone who knows all about every major player in their saga... and sees no problem with abusing said knowledge? Chaos, dear reader. Sweet, sweet chaos. SI-Fic with shifting POVs.

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    162/?
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    The backseat of a truck is not large enough for two adults, let alone three. At least Vash has a solution that might not end up in murder.

    Originally posted 2023-03-08

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    Comments:
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    Приняв в стрессовой ситуации не свойственное ей импульсивное решение, Гермиона обнаруживает, что ее жизнь круто и непредсказуемо меняется.
    Задача: Провести шесть месяцев на острове в графстве Голуэй, координируя раскопки, изучение и обеспечение сохранности руин средневекового замка, когда-то принадлежавшего могущественной и опасной ведьме. Вполне по силам Гермионе. Проблема только в напарнике.
    Напарник: Драко Малфой. Бессердечный злодей, с патологическим стремлением выглядеть безупречно и пристрастием к сарказму.

    Если бы только он был единственной проблемой.

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    3/43
    Kudos:
    2
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    Kaz Brekker hadn’t wanted to go to college, but he had made a promise and it had given him the connections he needed to follow a man from his past and take him down permanently. Now, he’s come across something else: news about the Little Palace- the only all Deaf university and Fjerda- known for its anti-disability legislation. As a Deaf person himself, it’s hard not to get curious. A little digging later and with a job opportunity to break into the Ice Court, he has his goals set. But he still needs a team…

    Inej Ghafa- D/deaf- A quiet observer with a little too much wit and the closest thing to a person Kaz can trust.
    Jesper Fahey- Deaf- Kaz’s right hand and whose uncontrolled ADHD gives him an affinity for gambling.
    Nina Zenik- Deaf- A Ravkan transfer who gave up life at the Little Palace for a boy that betrayed her.
    Wylan Van Eck- hard of hearing, deaf- A boy still stuck under his father’s thumb, trying desperately to separate and go his own way.
    Matthias Helvar- deaf- A Fjerdan transfer who gave up life at the Ice Court for a girl that betrayed him.
    And of course, Kaz Brekker- Deaf- Someone who fought tooth and nail to get where he is and certainly isn’t going to stop now.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,261
    Chapters:
    6/21
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,035

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