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    The Just World Fallacy
    [The cognitive bias that a person’s actions always bring morally fair and fitting consequences to that person, so that all noble actions are eventually rewarded and all evil actions are eventually punished.]

    Another Horcrux has been destroyed, but at what cost?

    In the aftermath of the Gringotts heist, Hermione and Draco find themselves struggling to survive both suffering and separation, which drive them to the limits of their endurance and beyond even as the war goes on, relentless and merciless.

    As the final confrontation with Voldemort approaches, everything is fractured; people, loyalties, and trust. But is it broken beyond repair?

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    Konoha's class structure is unique to most, in that alphas are at the bottom, serving omegas. Obito learns this isn't common practice across the Elemental Nations when he's sent on a long-term mission to Rivers. His goal is to locate and confirm the identities of the Fire Country omegas being kept as slaves in Tani's breeding barracks so that one day soon, they can bring them home.

    He doesn't expect to find someone there who he long thought was dead.

    OR:

    Obito is sent to Tani as a stud, and finds Kakashi among the village's breeding slaves.

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    "Leo you- you seemed crazy, like under a spell or magic, brainwashed, or something" Raph voice trembled.

    Leo popped his lips," Yeah, I think I was,"

    Mikey quicky added"Why aren't you here, portalling away," almost rambling the last words in a plea.

    "It connects to my nimpo powers or mystic energy or both? It's confusing," Leo admitted.

    Donnie rested his hamds on his hips"Sigh, What are we to actually do,"

    "I'll figure it out,"

    Or: Yuchi is a desperate bitch, Leo is forced to deal with it. [Im not sorry]

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    Astarion hadn’t looked away from her since breaking from her grasp, and he remained, carved from stone, unbreathing, undead. Her hand didn’t hold him—he could pull away, but she knew he wouldn’t. “Astarion,” she whispered. She could say his name every moment of every day, bewitched by the way it rolled off her tongue. “Let me take care of you. Isn’t it easier, not to think all the time?”

    The pain and anger had leached from his face, leaving behind only the man, beautiful, vulnerable, solemn, hungry, and so, so tired. Her hand crept up, long, elegant fingers curving around his chin, her thumb resting delicately on his lips, gentle enough to part them, and she stroked, feather-light, his lip soft beneath her. “One last time,” she whispered, as entranced by him as he was by her. “Invite me in. Have dinner with me.”

    ——

    An exploration of an older, selfish, and experienced Tav, defined by her quest for power and need for control—and Astarion, who might have bitten off more than he can chew. Has he found a powerful ally against Cazador, or merely exchanged one master for another?

    Plenty of smut, plot, tension, and a budding mystery. Now in Act 3!

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    Back when they started three years ago, it was just him and Ben fumbling around on their phones, making terrible pornography that people seemed to enjoy anyway. When Ben upped the production value, he saw it return tenfold in viewership and money, which also invited more people to send in requests.

    The first time they brought in a third, it had been exhilarating, a new dynamic that Charlie thought brought a lot to what they were doing. They’d discussed boundaries before, especially when requests started pouring in for Charlie to do a lot of sexual (and sometimes oddly, nonsexual things) and Ben was respectful of them.

    (or Charlie and Ben are an OnlyFans couple and while Charlie enjoys the work, he's left yearning for a life away from what he's found himself in. It doesn't help that his best friend, Nick, lives down the hall and when he's there, Charlie gets a glimpse of a much easier and happier life he could be leading.)

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    Murray teaches his son how to drive. Or tries to anyways.

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    They're where they belong. They're in a zoo. And I'm in charge.

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    Welp, you read the title.

    You can request fanart on chapter 10!!

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    Relentless groans of pain. Ear-splitting screams. Whispers of betrayal and hate. Curses of envy for the living.

    Waking from a nightmare she can't shake, Lumine feels a haunting dread for her upcoming mission. Hoping to forget, she spends one last perfect day with Venti before the real nightmare starts.

    Horror becomes reality when she's murdered and wakes up in a twisted mansion with only Aether. Or so she thinks. He laughs too brightly, holds her too tightly, and feeds her something strange.

    Then she discovers he's become a monster, willing to sacrifice anyone to save her.
    But the real monster is Lumine.

    TLDR: The Anemo Archon fails to save their chosen warrior. Denying reality, Aether revives Lumine by any means necessary and creates an abomination. A story about an inescapable nightmare for one and a spiral towards insanity for another.

    [Inspired by the song Bride of Necro by Kanon69]
    [Summary updated on 7/19]
    [Tags will be updated as the chapters develop]

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    The first Muffins Redux chapter read out loud.

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    A desperately horny witch becomes a demon's slutty fucktoy.

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    When the trees remember how their roots were planted, and when the sky withers as it remembers all it has seen, and the very air you breath goes stale with a frail understanding of the sins of all it has touched, then, and only then, can you understand the pain of the earth as it cracks and attempts to grow under the overbearing weight of the grass scrambling for the sun. The blood that spills over the dry earth to hydrate the dandelions that have lived off the urine and saliva of animals that don’t know how to properly wonder at a plant that hides its true nature.

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    This is five - wait, four? No, six, actually - times something bad happened to Heathcliff's dick. Sometimes his sack or both his sack and also his dick.

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    Yah yah yah fyozai toxic... Dazai is 19 and has just left the port mafia, where is he to go, he's getting hunted to be either brought back to the mafia or killed... So... Why's he in Russia god knows, why is he in some random man's house, god knows.

     

    Please read the tags, I am NOT liable if you get uncomfortable from the topics in this fic if you decided to read it. I do NOT want to hear your bitch ass whining of this being 'weird' or 'gross' when YOU chose to read it!! So read the tags guys!... Heh... (This is such an over dramatic warning this is like not even that bad)

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    A series of one-off chapters of various characters running into the 2nd Harbinger himself!

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    This is just a collection of stories about people taking dumps (I accept requests, read the first chapter for more info). I don't know why I'm doing this, I'm just bored as hell.

    Don't read if you're a minor or if you don't like reading stuff involving poop.

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    Johnny needed out.

    Four years ago, Johnny boarded a ship bound for the International Space Station and watched his entire world light on fire. Literally.

    Sue hasn't let him out of her sight since, so when he finally gets an opportunity to taste the freedom he's yearned for, he puts down an offer for the first apartment within walking distance of ESU.
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    Between classwork, the Bugle, and Spider-Manning, Peter doesn't spend much time in his crumbling apartment complex. Even so, he probably should have noticed Johnny Storm moving in next door.

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    Till has a dream

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    While he’s out fishing one day, Ryota encounters a strange sea creature he’s never seen before. Believing it to be a sea monster, he brings it back home and raises it as a pet. As it grows up, he finds out that it really is a sea monster! This turns out to be a big mistake on his part.

    Planning 3-5 chapters with (hopefully) weekly updates! Each chapter will include how graphic or “unusual” I think the smut is on a scale of 1-10 and the tags applicable to said chapter.

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    Something in Scott's eyes tightened. The vampire took another half step forward, more than ever looking like he was holding something in deep inside.

    "The animals are dying," Scott spelled out. "We can't feed off of them anymore."

    Avid furrowed his eyebrows in confusion, before it hit. His mouth gaped open as fear struck a chord inside him and sent shivers running down his spine.

    There were no more animals. The vampires were out of food.

    ~~~

    Avid is a vampire hunter. Scott is a vampire. Obviously both hate the other from the start. But strange things happen in the woods of Oakhurst. After unlikely circumstances bring the two closer (in more ways than one), their rivalries start to unravel.
    Maybe Scott isn't such a bloodthirsty monster, and can even be pretty nice sometimes--and maybe he's hot, but that's a different topic. Maybe Avid isn't such an annoying nuisance, but someone with unexpected depths and personality (having a pretty face certainly helps).
    Maybe the two who've been fated to be against each other since the beginning don't have to be enemies. Just maybe.

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    Scott + Avid are gay for each other, and Scott has trauma now (his backstory wasn't sad enough)

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